…to TLC.
(This number is actually the number of posts, including this one, we’ve done
since we started our blog in January of 2011! The number of times I’ve
apologized to TLC in 33-ish years? Probably ten times that number. Sheesh.)
But here’s
why I’m officially, and in writing, apologizing to TLC tonight:
She
brought to my attention, after my “saving the world” post on October
25th, that I did, in fact, sorta/kinda hurt her feelings by dissing
her choices of television programs. (I didn’t mention movies—but I think I’ll
include those, too. What the heck? I’m already in hot water, right?)
TLC, I am
profoundly sorry I hurt your
feelings. I had no right to make any kind of comment on what you choose to
watch on television. Or Netflix. Or HBO. Or at the movies. Truly. What I said
was completely out-of-line and I promise I’ll do my best to keep my thoughts on
your (very iffy and often ridiculous) choices of programs/movies in check/to myself. In
the future. Yes, I myself watch some crazy s#*t. I know I do. So please—PLEASE—find
it in your heart to forgive me and we’ll move past this. Okay?
BTW: I’ll happily forgive YOU for dissing my
10-year-old black suede Keds’ tennies at Little
Leighton’s School Costume Parade yesterday. I thought I looked major cute. But
I know you SOOO WELL …I saw your face the minute I stepped out of my car and
walked towards you and Baby Elle. When I continued to question your semi-disgusted expression, you finally told me you did NOT like my shoes. You said it firmly and, quite honestly, with
what appeared to be a tidbit of disgust. I, however, did my best to appreciate your fashion suggestion that I
should have chosen one of my two cute short “booties” to wear with the jeans I
had on. Noted, TLC. Noted. Fo shizzle. Sigh.
Are we
even? Pretty much? I love you, TLC. With all of my soul. I have from the moment I knew I was, in fact, pregnant with you. I don’t like knowing
that I’ve hurt you. Truly. I'm being totally serious now.
We’d both
like to thank all of you who have
stuck with us for SIX (soon to be SEVEN) YEARS as we’ve carried on…and on…and
on…on this here blog. I, for one, pray I haven’t hurt any of
Y’all’s feelings—because I would never want to do that, either. Pinky swear.
ta-ta for now, Sillies Everywhere!
ELC
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